My roommates and I were talking about Covid 2014 the other night and I said I didn’t think I’d ever had it. (Editor’s note: Nick knows it’s Covid 2019, not 14. Idk why he thinks it’s so funny to purposely make silly mistakes.)

Fabian said “If Nick gets Covid now, they say that with this new strain most people end up passing away.”

That STILL makes me cry laughing. 

Hopefully I’ll get Covid 1942 and die now because then I’d get the literal last laugh. (Editor’s note: There’s no such disease so Nick is safe.)