This never happened but I thought it would make a funny story. 

One day when I was, let’s say, 15, I got home from football practice (a game I never played in high school)  and my parents asked me how football was going. 

I said “the football coach said Too Tall Jones could throw the football further with his PINKY FINGER ALONE than I will ever be able to throw it as long as I live.” 😢

Those weren’t the actual words the coach used but it made dad laugh and mom mad, which is what I was really going for. Or at least what I would have been going for if there was any truth to this story. Which there is not. 

Happy New Year!

Ps the link below to NickSilly.com doesn’t work but I haven’t got around to fixing it yet. The phone number works if you wanna call and talk about life. But don’t call between the hours of noon and midnight and also don’t call from 12 am to 12 pm.