January 25th, 2018

This post is not gonna have much to do with the special offer I got from myself in a bag of dog chow. I gave myself two bucks off the next purchase, if you’re curious. 

Charlie is Marie’s dog. He sleeps wherever he wants but always close to his mom. As you can see:

Chuck is a mutt but a pretty cute one. He doesn’t like to look at the camera when I take his pic. He loves his brother Teddy aka Uncle Ted even despite the fact he’s an asshole. And fat. Probably because he hogs the dog bowl and growls at Chuck if he tries to eat while he’s eating. 

Last night there was this black woman at the bar kissing all over me. Marie thought it was gross but I thought it was kinda fun. I was pretty drunk and didn’t really like her all that much but if you’re not dog ugly and wanna kiss on me, it’s fine. 😂 😘

K, well I’m gonna go get into some more trouble now. Or not. Have a great day, talk to ya tamale.