Buster Posey (catcher for the San Francisco Giants) "busts" into the room. (Don't pardon the pun.)

The expectant hottie is like "you're not my doctor". 

Proud about-to-be-a-father is like "Buster Posey!" (all star-struck.)

Buster is like "C'mon, I'm kinda like your doctor. I have gloves."

Expectant hottie is like "No!"

Buster is like "Are we gonna do this or what?!?"

Hubby is like "Honey, you're embarrassing me in front of Buster Posey."